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10 Things A Hunter Should Never Buy His Wife

by Jody Narantic on August 12, 2008

Dearest Hunters,

It’s that time of year again when you start to spend a bit more on your wife out of guilt.  The guilt from needing to add to your own hunting collection.  Please take my advice - there are some things you just shouldn’t buy your wife.  The wife who doesn’t hunt.   

  1. The favorite t-shirt or jacket with outdoor logo. 
  2. Rubber boots or boots with fur.
  3. Matching deer mugs. 
  4. Gift card to outdoor sports store.
  5. Picture frame with deer, bear, turkey, duck on it. 
  6. Afghan with deer, bear, turkey, duck on it.
  7. Dehydrator to dehydrate your jerky treats.
  8. Jewelry from the outdoor store.
  9. Our own salt block to watch deer out our window at work.
  10. Camouflage clothing.  We don’t go in the woods, there isn’t anything we need to hide from.

Thank you.

 

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{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Arthur August 12, 2008 at 7:11 am

Hey, I think you would look great in boots with fur. I think the dehydrator is a great gift idea as well:):):)

Blessed August 12, 2008 at 8:15 am

But if they don’t buy you those things they have to shop somewhere other than Cabelas… :)

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Kristine Shreve August 12, 2008 at 8:41 am

This is a great list Jody. It should also extend to fathers who hunt and daughters who don’t.

Kristine Shreves last blog post..Appearances Can Be Deceptive

Jody August 12, 2008 at 9:07 am

Kristine, :)

Tom Sorenson August 12, 2008 at 11:09 am

I don’t get it. My wife said she LOVED the sweatshirt I got her from Cabela’s…I wonder if she lied about saying she lost it and that is why she never wears it?? Nah…I’ll buy her another one!

Jody August 12, 2008 at 11:20 am

Tom, I’m sure it wasn’t lost on purpose.

marky August 12, 2008 at 12:23 pm

uhm.. no comment here.. Griz would like to buy me or has bought me at least 5 of your top 10 LOL!

markys last blog post..10 on Tuesday

Cory Glauner August 12, 2008 at 6:03 pm

There’s got to be SOMETHING I can buy her from Cabela’s… Right??? This is the worst news I’ve heard for a while. ;)

Landflip August 12, 2008 at 8:52 pm

Thanks for sharing the list…it made me laugh. I am sure my husband would love to purchase some of those items for our anniversary. I thought the dehydrator was very funny. We just had to purchase one last year…I do not even eat meat!

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