A Thelma & Louise Adventure ~ Thelma Got Locked In The Bathroom

by Jody Narantic on August 21, 2012

This is my friend Thelma … her real name is Angie but I call her Thelma because she does things she shouldn’t  …

So a few months ago she sent me this text …

Thelma:  Empty house! Yippee! Think I’ll take a nice hot long relaxing bath.

Me – Louise:  KK text me later.

About an hour later …

Thelma:  I’m locked in the bathroom.

Louise: WHAT?

Thelma:  No one is home and I’m locked in the bathroom upstairs.

Louise:  Do I need to come over?

Thelma:  No, I’m fine.  I’ll get it.

10 minutes later …

Thelma:  I can’t get this &*^^% door open.

Louise:  Do I need to come over?  OH WAIT!!!

Louise:  THELMA!!!!

Louise:  I’m calling the FIRE DEPARTMENT!!! Yippee!!!!

Louise:  Firemen to the rescue!  I’m coming right over!!!

Louise:  Do you have wine?

Louise:  Yippee!!!!

Louise:  Thelma, have on nothing but your towel.

Yes I said that.  And yes, we’re both married.  But she was trapped in her bathroom and I was having fun with it.

Who needs to watch screaming lunatic Desperate Housewives episodes when you could witness this.

So there I was … blah blah blah … hot firemen to the rescue when she had to go and burst my hot firemen to the rescue bubble …

Thelma:  Jody, I’m about to have a panic attack.  I’m serious.  I can’t breathe.

Louise:  Are you kidding me?  Stick your head out of the window.  You’re fine.  You’re just locked in the bathroom. Calm down. We will get you out.

Me and the firemen.

:)

Thelma:  This is crazy.

Louise:  911 What’s your emergency? Thelma’s locked in her bathroom.

Louise:  Did you say you had wine?

Louise:  Seriously, I’m coming over.   Please have clothes on.

And within a few minutes she escaped from the bathroom.

:(

Darn her!!!

Have a wonderful rest of your afternoon and evening all!

 

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 gretchen August 22, 2012 at 1:11 am

how dare she wreck all the fireman fun…I PROMISE next time I get stuck in some obscure place I will cooperate and not wreck all the rescue fun for you! ;) Heck I’ll even do it so you need Search and Rescue AND Firemen… I’m that kind of friend you know LOL

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2 angie August 22, 2012 at 5:01 am

No fun Thelma, that’s me…. hehe

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3 Grandma Linda August 25, 2012 at 6:38 am

I can gurantee she is my daughter! These things happen to our family all the time! Nothing normal just a soap opera life!

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