Adventures with Barbie-Doo

by Jody Narantic on July 19, 2011

Last week, after I wrote about voodoo dolls,  I had several friends come out of the woodwork admitting to pin poking voodoo dolls.  So I thought, well if they have one, what harm is there to having a voodoo doll.  Witch-like stuff scared me because I always thought it would somehow come back and haunt me or that I’d open the door to evil and an evil aura would surround me for the rest of my life.  But obviously I was of the minority of not rocking a voodoo doll. So I decided, I seriously need a voodoo doll.

So I searched Etsy because I thought I’d find a really cute and creative one.

And OH MY GAWD

Friends ….

Meet  Deathany

Deathany

If that isn’t the cutest and most creative voodoo doll I don’t know what is.

So yesterday morning, while I was getting ready for work, I was having Deathany voodoo thoughts …

  1. Maybe if I get a Barbie it wouldn’t be as bad as having Deathany.
  2. I could rat her hair up. Like I electrocuted her.
  3. Dress her how I’d like. Barbie has a huge wardrobe.
  4. Come up with a name like Barbie-doo.
  5. Write about her once a week.
  6. Adventures with my Barbie-doo.

But I would never poke her with pins.

That is hateful.

And would hurt.

My Barbie-doo would experience a different type of being voodoo’ed from my reaction to her actions.

Like   …

OH MY GAWD! Would you PLEASE shut your mouth already!

And then I’d tape Barbie-doo’s mouth with duct tape.

Barbie Doo

The possibilities were endless!

This chick could seriously rock her own blog.

So, on my morning commute,  I thought …

I am so running into Walmart to get a Barbie.

And duct tape.

Wonder what the cashier would think?

Barbie

Duct tape

WT … is she planning?

Security.

To be continued …

Have a wonderful day all … I’m off to counseling!

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Stacey Huston July 19, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Please tell me you are bringing Barbie-doo on the Carp fishing trip??

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2 Jody Narantic July 19, 2011 at 6:22 pm

Stacey, OMG I am so bringing her.

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3 NorCal Cazadora July 19, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Not just “like I electrocuted her” – you should really electrocute her! (And frankly, anyone with a figure like Barbie deserves to be disfigured for saddling millions of girls with body-image problems.)

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4 Jody Narantic July 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Holly, I was thinking of using silly puddy when the real Barbie-doo is chomping on chips so I could stretch the silly puddly mounted on her @ss. “Yea, that’s right. Eat another chip.”

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5 Barbara Baird - Women's Outdoor News July 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Gretchen: I think I can find a mate for Barbie-Doo. Ken-Don’t.
I think I have one in the closet somewhere.

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6 Barbara Baird - Women's Outdoor News July 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm

I mean, Jody … I forgot whose blog I was on … too much time in the sun today.

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7 Jody Narantic July 19, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Betty, I mean Barb, I hate the heat! Bring Ken-Don’t.

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8 Tom Reutebuch July 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm

.. and you worry about ME behaving!! I tell ya… too funny.. :)

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9 Gretchen Steele July 19, 2011 at 8:31 pm

~silently thanks the fates and Barbie -Doo Voodoo Gods that Chief Jason will be along on the Carp Caper.. to protect and serve….. and apply handcuffs or other restraint devices as needed…. ~

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10 Jody Narantic July 19, 2011 at 9:03 pm

Tom, I know I should look in the mirror more.

Gretchen, handcuffs!

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11 Kate July 20, 2011 at 7:17 pm

Its better than my thoughts of buying an electrified bird feeder to keep the squirrels from eating 12 lbs of bird seed in one day like they did yesterday. I wonder if Deathany or Barbi Doo would work on squirrels.

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