I will be the first to admit I have a problem with saying things like they are without thinking before I speak. If I thought about what might come out of my mouth I might not have said on Facebook the other day …
I was at Hooters with Mother Hooter and sister Hooter because … well … yes … and then my sister was all …
How would you like it if we said we were at House of the Flat Pancakes with you because … umm … yea!
Girls with boobs are mean!
Anyway, so the other day I called a friend a pervert because they were acting like a pervert. So I called them a pervert. And then I had to go on about what might their Church people think of them and that it wasn’t very Christian-like.
I was really trying to be nice and helpful.
They emailed me 2 bible verses.
This was one of the bible verses:
How can you think of saying to your friend, ‘Let me help you get rid of that speck in your eye,’ when you can’t see past the log in your own eye?
And I was all ~
Did they just call me a pervert?
I think they just called me a pervert.
And I swear I felt my Grandma pinch me.
Because that’s what she would do if I was acting up in Church.
And then I was all ~
I’m not a pervert.
They called me a pervert.
And they’re acting like I’m the bigger pervert?
I’M NOT A PERVERT!
And then I got all self-conscious thinking …
Am I a pervert?
Why would they think I’m the pervert?
And then I was thinking of a situation I might have acted like a pervert …
But I wouldn’t necessarily consider that acting like a pervert.
Think back …
Umm ~ Oh My Pants on Fire – My friend Gretchen was doing a firemen photo shoot and I invited myself because of hot firemen. I mean help with the photo shoot.
Or ~ Thelma got locked in the bathroom – I was secretly praying she couldn’t get herself out so I could call the local hot firemen to the recuse.
Or umm ~ Rolling Around Naked In Tents.
Or .. umm … ouch I Don’t Have Moves Like Jagger Because I Broke My Vajagger
And … umm … oh my …
Have a good day all … I’ll … umm … be at bible study.