Where my doctor told me I don’t blow worth a damn:
I ran. And I never run. It makes my guts bounce. And my ass jiggle:
Where I considered turning up the music and taking off my shirt during dinner:
Title explains itself: Hair FIRE!!!
Where I thought my Mom and Sister might flash the power outage guys:
Firemen to the rescue:
Naked! Beer! It’s how you should spend your weekend! But with the lights out. Someone might see you!