Last night I took out some major frustration out on our local bike trail walking. I had a situation yesterday of being very very disappointed in someone, not to mention, I’ve had a hectic month at work. The past 3 days I’ve been the fire putter outter. If you’re new here … I makeup words. And misspell words. And commas and blah blah blah. So I’ve been the fire putter outter and yesterday because of said fires I had to be the kiss asser. I’m okay with being a kiss asser as long as my customers are happy. But please note; this is the ONLY time I play kiss asser.
So … I hauled tail on the bike trail. After I got home and showered, my hip was killing me.
Now I broke my hip.
I could barely get up and down.
And when I went to let the dog in last night, I stepped down 3 stairs … picked up the dog .. set him on the top step and I fell off the step.
Because my hip is broke.
And I’m sure my neighbor heard the F word.
And know that even with the windows open clueless snoring husband heard nothing.
Hope he enjoyed his 8 hours rest.
While I have a broken hip.
And tumbled off the stairs.
With my broken hip.
And the night didn’t end there.
I was up all night because of …
Dog out at 11, 1:30, 3:15, 5:00 and he hasn’t settled down yet. Currently he is running around living room like a bunny rabbit.
So I spent my night having to lift a dog with arthritis up and down stairs, chairs, couches, beds, and carrying him around on my hip.
My broken hip.
And once I get to the office, I’m considering taking a muscle relaxer.
Have a wonderful day all … maybe I shouldn’t take any calls today. Or maybe they’ll like me better.
And be sure to check back tomorrow … I have a HUGE surprise!!!
UPDATE: Thank you all for your concern ~ Goodness~ I didn’t actually break my hip. But it feels like it! You all are funny. And if anyone was even thinking of sending flowers ~ I love daisies.