I will be the first to admit that sometimes my humor may border smart@ss. Sometimes I just can’t help myself. It just slips out. I tell myself don’t say it but I say it. Then I shouldn’t have said it and regret saying it. But this time I swear on my fake 6 point deer that I was trying to be genuinely funny. And I really thought it was funny. But others didn’t think so.
It all started when I was minding my own business on Twitter when my dearest friend @jelo45110, aka The Legend – Dr. Love, who writes Looking Out My Front Door and Clique Clack Food said …
Why is it that every time I get home from hunting I see reports of people spotting Bigfoot in the area I was hunting? I never see Bigfoot.
Then I very nicely said…
Maybe they think you are Bigfoot???
Well … people mistake people all the time. And even though I’ve never met Jelo, I’ve seen pictures and he does have a hairy beard and he looks like he’s a big guy. And I know if I ever did go in the spooky woods, I just know I’d see Bigfoot and then Mark would yell, “That’s a damn squirrel.”
So Jelo responded with…
Are you saying I look like a big hairy ape? I never knew you could be so mean. LOL
And then he said…
Well I thought I was the man, the myth the legend too, but @thehunterswife says I am just a big hairy ape.
And it went downhill from there. I tried apologizing many times. I needed forgiveness. But his only response was …
@thehunterswife Eventually I will forgive you, but I will never forget.
And you all wonder why I eat cupcakes.
So later I said…
Dear Santa, I am loving these boots from Hanksclothing.
And he said…
After calling me a big hairy ape I don’t think you have been good enough for the boots from @Hanksclothing
Dear Santa, I’m sorry I called Dr. Love, Bigfoot. Even though he has a big hairy beard. But I’m the big hairy beast with a big mouth. He is a beautiful man that is always kind to everyone. He even invited my husband to come hunt elk with him knowing I am trapped at home with him until December 31. So if you only bring me razors and soap for Christmas, I understand. Because that is all I deserve until Jelo forgives me.
Have a good day all … I need to go shave and have a talk with Mr. Soap.
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Ok Jody I forgive you. And as your Doctor I prescribe 3 cupcakes and 4 hours of TV love stories.
hehehe.. I am with you Jody.. I think Jeff is secretly pretending to be Big Foot when he is out in the woods..
And If I am patient enough I am sure I can get some photo to prove it.. lol
Jody, compared to me, you are an angel 10 times over…I should stop and think before i say things al the time…but i don’t…
I don;t see how anybody could ever get mad at you…well, at least not enough to not forgive you :p
Hey, thanks for the link! He’s got really good prices for Carhartt stuff and I needed new pants.
Absolutely hilarious! So cute…so funny. My honey got his 9 pointer last Saturday. I thought yay he’s home for awhile! Then I thought…yaaay…he’s home…for A..while.
(((