For those who are new around here, this post contains the google search results of how a person searched specific keywords in Google and found my site.
This is what they searched:
“What are ten things you need to look at before you marry her”
If you’re a hunter this is serious business. You can’t take this lightly and you seriously need to ask yourself ….
- Will she wake at 3:00 a.m. to prepare my lunch while I sit in a tree stand for 10 hours?
- Will she wake at 3:00 a.m. to tell me bye and to be safe before I go off hunting?
- Will she let me put my deer hunting mounts on all four walls of the living room?
- Will she wash my deer hunting clothes?
- Will she watch hunting shows with me?
- Will she eat venison?
- Will she cook venison?
- Will she go hunting with me?
- Will she listen to my deer hunting stories time and time again?
- Will she let me wear camouflage or deer shirts when we go for steak dinners?
Give me a minute here…
Ok, I’m done laughing…
You have to remember, you are going to be living in that dream cabin on that 500 acre hunting property in the middle of nowhere blowing on that grunt thingymajigger and for the love of deer you sure don’t want that high maintenace chick they call Park Ave.
I’d share more advice with you but I need to go paint my finger nails.
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That is hysterical! You are too funny Jody. I laughed out loud.
LOL.. Fantastic!
I think if you marry a person who at least accepts hunting everything else will work out.
This is funny. It should be mandatory reading for anyone who is considering marrying a hunter or huntress.
Awesome! Love your sense of humor – I’ve said it before on here – I LOVE FRIDAYS!
Great post.
LOL. Love the list. And there is more to it than humor. Even if most of the answers are no, at the very least it has made someone think about the issues and not go in blindly.
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Tooooo funny!
My hubby wouldn’t even consider getting out of bed for me come opening of any hunting season. He knows I will come inside when I can’t stand the weather anymore… Looking for that hunting blind Dana over at The Wild WoodsWoman blog suggested last year.
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that’s good
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What about (for fisherman).
Does she have a boat?