My Goofy Googler contains the google search results of how a person searched specific keywords in Google and found my site. It’s wasn’t me.
Caught Chunky Wife – It wasn’t me. I only eat cupcakes when I hear my husband snoring. He couldn’t have caught me.
Couple gets married in the woods on a tree stand – Nope wasn’t me. I’ve never been in the woods. There’s bugs. Or on a tree stand. I’d fall.
Cute blond bowhunter on whitetail channel – It wasn’t me. My hair only turns blond when I leave the dye on a little too long. Never touched a bow, I’m not a hunter and have never been on the whitetail channel. I don’t think. I hope whitetail means deer.
Boat launches gone wrong – It wasn’t me. But if I did ever launch a boat in the water, it would be me. Trust me. Boat, truck, me…we’d all end up in the water. Then I’d get yelled at.
Hot deer camp babes – It wasn’t me. If it was me, I’d be hot from the campfire having a hot flash.
Mooning bikers – It wasn’t me. I only moon the folks on the bike trail. But it was on accident. Really.
Wife won’t let me go on guys fishing trip – Ok that seriously wasn’t me. Have you ever been in a quiet house, eating pizza, not having to worry about anyone, watching a Lifetime movie, in your jammies, with no makeup on, maybe taking a nap? Oh how I love it. My husband’s gear would be packed in .00005 seconds.
Wife paints husband’s toenails – It wasn’t me. If my husband ever asked me to paint his toenails, I’d tell him why don’t we curl your hair while we’re at it. Hey and lets play dress up and dress up your deer mounts. For the love of drag. His gear would be packed in .00001 seconds. For good.
How to shut up wife when fishing – Ok, I’ll admit it. It was me. After watching a few videos from our fishing trip, I was telling myself to shut up.
Have a good day all!
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Good stuff, Jody. You get the best Googlers on the Web!
LOL.. I too hate watching video’s of myself.. good grief why do they put up with me..lol.. great post as always..
Love it Jody! My first You tube video, I refused to be on camera! My husband likes to talk, and mingle, as I would rather be behind the camera!!
funny! I love your stuff!
Jody, I love ya”! You are a beauty. I’m glad this time that I didn’t have anything to due with who googles you. Tee Hee
So I’ve got to ask – did a couple REALLY get hitched on a pair of tree stands? Hmmm…I might have to talk to my wife about renewing our vows…
Always enjoyable. One time I was trying to go thru the Magnetawan locks in Canada and the boat motor kept cutting out. It took me 15 minutes of bumping into the sides and doors of the lock to get thru. By this time a small crowd had gatherd above and when I finally made it they applauded. I didn’t think it was funny but everyone else did. Have a great day