Keep Off The Grass

Do you remember that crabby old neighbor guy whose grass you weren’t allowed to step on let alone look at?  The predictable one who would cut grass daily. The irritable one who would get upset if the neighbors didn’t cut grass every other day.  The neighborly one who will cut your grass if you don’t because he doesn’t want to look at it.  The paranoid one who will sit in his recliner just waiting for someone to come near his lawn.  The controlling one who doesn’t let his wife cut grass in fear the lines wouldn’t be straight.  The crazy one who would cut grass at 5:00 a.m. until his wife threaten to call the police for breaking the city ordinance law.  The demanding one who wanted his wife to complain to the neighbors for raking their leaves for the first time all fall knowing there’s a north wind that would blow all the leaves into his yard.  The one who worships his grass and would rather cut grass then … well …

Yep, that’s my hunter and this is what the neighbor kids got him for his birthday.

Little does he know what I do when he isn’t around…

 Have a great day all!

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