Yesterday I had a very bad day. It wasn’t just one thing or one person, it was a combination of many stupid things and inconsiderate asinine people. And when you have a blog and you Twitter and Facebook, you have a reputation to uphold. So it wouldn’t be very ladylike to trash talk someone or something.
Well … unless … I had separate accounts for my multiple personalities. Wouldn’t that be fun.
The Hunter’s Wife Tweets – listening to David Cook’s version of Little Sparrow:
- Aww isn’t that a cute little critter.
- Thank you for the Re-Tweet.
- I wish we had snow.
- What a cute new avatar.
- My husband cooked tonight. Yea!
- Wonder if my hunter will be hunting this weekend? Freedom!
- I eat cupcakes.
The Hunter’s Wife before Midol Tweets – listening to Evanescence and Linkin Park, Wake Me Up:
- If one more person tweets a positive quote.
- If you have pictures of peeking beavers on your site I’m blocking you.
- Yea umm I’m following you but from your picture I can’t tell if your a boy or girl.
- Why oh why can’t he put the toilet seat up. And then back down.
- Who the hell turned the heat up?
- I’d RT your tweet but you never RT others. You only tweet and RT yourself. Selfish Tweeter.
- Mommy blogger drama again. Will it ever end? I’m blocking you. Right after I find out what you did.
- Oh $#*(. That’s all.
- My hunter better be hunting this weekend.
- I need a freaking cupcake.
The Hunter’s Wife after Midol Tweets – Listening to Tim McGraw, Don’t Take The Girl:
- A mean dirty fox ate my duck eggs. And I cried.
- Aww that is the sweetest picture ever.
- I can’t believe a coyote ate your puppy Stacey. I could cry.
- That makes me want to cry.
- Wonder when my hunter will get back from hunting. I’ve missed my little love shacker.
- I ate all the cupcakes.
Thank you Tom aka Twitter handle – @tom_reutebuch for inspiring this post. And I bet you would like “THW tweets before Midol” best.
Have a good day … next episode: The Hunter’s Wife on Margaritas Tweets.
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Well, I must say, this is a first…can’t say I have ever inspired anybody in my life…I’m honored. hahaha…
As I said…I like you just the way you are…but if you need to spout off…you should…we will all understand!
lol.. I personally can’t wait from the hunter’s wife after Margareta’s…
and it’s ok to spout off now and again.. you obviously missed what Hawk said using my account last night.. lol.. I was a bit confused by the replies when I came back on… but not for long.. lol.. We love you dear Jody.. no matter what phase of Midol your in..
Some days you just have to vent!
Some days all you can do is hold on and then get it off your chest later!
Ahhh, I forget the exact words Gram used for that time of the month… Something like “woman’s special gift” Gift, Hell!! Why couldn’t it be “man’s special gift”?
Some pizza, chocolate, and a shot or two (or three) should be just what the dr. ordered.
I do have multiple Twitter accounts, but some are professional, so I can’t say some of the things I’d really like to say. Also, my name is linked to the professional accounts so even on my personal account I probably shouldn’t say some of the things I’d sometimes like to say. Guess I have to set up a really anonymous account, but then everyone will block me because they’ll think I’m a porn spammer or something. It’s a dilemma.