So last week when I wrote about the gorgeous and beautiful Mac Duggal camouflage dresses and invited myself to rock their catwalk wearing this …
Well, after a few email exchanges with my new friend at Mac Duggal …
HE ASKED …
MY DRESS SIZE …
OH MY BIG FAT BOTTOM ABOUT TO ROCK A COUTURE MAC DUGGAL DRESS!
So then I was all bouncing around in my chair thinking … I’m so about to rock a Mac Duggal dress somewhere.
Where?
Umm…
I really don’t know.
Because while other hot chicks are out on a Saturday night rockin’ their Mac Duggal dresses, I’m all sittin’ at home, sippin’ my wine, in my pajamas.
So then I thought ….
Calm your spiked heels down, sister …
Your downstairs is bigger than your upstairs and you have very long legs.
That dress might not be so rocking on you.
And then I watched the video …
50090D from Mac Duggal on Vimeo.
OH MY JUICY COUTURE …
Girl! Your big bottom better not bend over!
How does one sit in this?
Oh, no thank you. You all enjoy your dinner. I’m just gonna stand here and sip my cocktail.
In my new hot @ss juicy couture dress!
And then …
Umm … Jody … we can see your granny panty line.
Maybe this is more my style …
Their dresses really are absolutely gorgeous!!!
And as kind as they were to offer, I could never accept!
Because I’m nice like that!
Enjoy your day all!
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To hell with that – take the dress. In fact, ask them to customize it by adding a few inches to the length. I’m 6 feet tall and if wore that, oh my…..but I do adore that soft flowing one…hmm….
Michelle, I do adore the last one as well! Oh hell! I adore them all!!!
I love dresses!
Where was that questionable language you were gonna use Jody?
James, well I did use a few not so appropriate words.
I adore these dresses!! …and you had better NOT ruin any of them by having any granny panty lines.
Elizabeth, I would NEVER!!! I’m whispering this … (cute thong).