Show Up Naked Bring Beer

by Jody Narantic on September 27, 2012

9922856605_5b2ee7afe7When you run a blog or website you’re able to check the “keywords” someone searched to get to your site. For example, let’s say you were searching hunting, fishing, outdoor humor – you’ll probably find my site. Or if you search The Hunter’s Wife, you should also find my site.

It’s been a while since I’ve checked my site stats and keywords. It’s something I do avoid because just when I think all is well in the world and people are good, someone had to go and type in specific keywords that make me think … WHAT IN THE HE## IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE … AND WHY ARE THEY SEARCHING THAT???

Keywords that brought some to my site and my immediate thoughts:

Show up naked bring beer: I would only show up naked and bring beer when it’s dark out. Someone might see me. My husband might see me.

Girls stuck in waist deep mud in undies: If the girl is waist deep in mud how will you see her undies?

Very popular keywords – Naked campers, naked fishing girls, naked hunting and fishing girls, naked in a tents – I need to stop talking about naked. I’m attracting lots of nakeds.

Dads in long johns: Umm … why are you searching that? Please, no! I don’t care how cold someone’s umm … brothers are, it is so not sexy so stop searching that and guys stop wearing those.

Do people like Dan Hampton: OMGOSH yes!

Grannies on fire: Do they mean like she is hot on fire Granny or she needs to stop, drop and roll because Granny is on FIRE?

How to redirect your husband from hunting all the time: I love that they used the word “redirect”. My best advice is probably from the help of my naked friends … Show up naked bring beer. That might redirect him.

What do you do if your hair caught on fire: Stop searching Google for help – Stop Drop and Roll ~ Call 911 IMMEDIATELY! Yippee! Firemen! I wonder if they’ll show up naked and bring beer?

Wife hunted naked in woods stories: Once upon a time, in the dark scary woods, there was a naked wife … that showed up and brought beer.

Wife is a nymph: She showed up naked with beer didn’t she.

Have a good day all … I should go get dressed now!

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1 gretchen September 27, 2012 at 5:20 am

Only you could find a way to make keywords and SEO hilarious! Love this!

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2 Jody Narantic September 27, 2012 at 7:04 am

Gretchen, there are so many more!

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3 Linda Anderson September 27, 2012 at 5:31 am

I will go out into the world today with an entirely different perspective on people….

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4 Jody Narantic September 27, 2012 at 7:05 am

Linda, they are probably thinking about being naked.

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5 James Lindley September 27, 2012 at 5:34 am

Just don’t show up naked bringing beer on one of your jogs through Wicker Park. The beer distracts the old duffers.

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6 Jody Narantic September 27, 2012 at 7:05 am

James, I WOULD NEVER!

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7 James Lindley September 27, 2012 at 7:42 am

I would hope not. It’s going to be a little chilly for running around nekkid.

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8 Stephanie Wottrich September 27, 2012 at 5:40 am

TOO FUNNY! :D

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9 Jody Narantic September 27, 2012 at 7:05 am
10 Mia Anstine September 27, 2012 at 6:36 am

LOL!!! That is so great that you made SEO into humor. Question though. Why are these phrases directing people to your blog? Hmmmm???? :D

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11 Jody Narantic September 27, 2012 at 7:05 am

Mia, and now I’m afraid I just made it worse. :( I’ll need a cocktail.

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12 Amy Young September 27, 2012 at 8:10 am

So is it safe to assume that one of your favorite words is “naked”? ;-)

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13 Jody Narantic September 27, 2012 at 8:29 am

Amy, It’s not! That stuff is private with the lights out.

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14 Barbara Baird - Women's Outdoor News September 28, 2012 at 5:21 am

Here’s the naked truth … sorry, I can’t resist. You have a handle on your SEO.

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15 Jody Narantic September 28, 2012 at 10:15 am

Barb, I need to have a better handle on the SEO.

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16 Michelle September 28, 2012 at 8:19 am

I’ve never searched the keywords that bring people to my site – and now you have scared me.

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17 Jody Narantic September 28, 2012 at 10:16 am

Michelle, some are quite comical. Some are unbelievable. Some make me think that person needs to be in jail.

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18 Kathleen May 23, 2013 at 6:19 am

Thanks for the laugh this morning. Makes me wonder what words are associated with my business. OMG. Glad to be a part of the naked boosting this morning.

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