Ten Reasons I Wouldn’t Fit In At Team Huntress

Why I wouldn’t fit in at Team Huntress:

Last weekend Team Huntress held their Outdoor Adventure Clinic with target practices, demonstrations and spa treatments in South Dakota at Pheasant Phun. Because of prior commitments I was unable to attend but even if my schedule would’ve allowed a trip with these powerful outdoor ladies, I’m afraid I just might not fit in.

After reading a few of their stories and seeing some of their pictures, I realized just how much I wouldn’t fit in at Team Huntress:

1. Holly at NorCal Cazadora would have taken me under her wing in hopes of me being her star student until I’d drop her gun and break it.
2. When the ladies lined up for shooting practice, I’d be behind them singing “Janie’s got a gun” then “Camp Wild Girls got a gun”. Don’t think they’d appreciate me dancing, singing and snapping my fingers during target practice.
   
3. All the ladies took a team picture in camouflage and I don’t have any camouflage.
4. I don’t have hiking boots, walking boots, snake boots, rubber boots, camouflage boot, muck boots – boots boots boots of any kind. It’s summer which means flip flops.
5. I’d fail at the animal identification.  Instead of hearing; this is a red fox and this is a fennec fox, I would only remember that is the mean old dirty critter that ate my duck eggs.
   
6. When it came time for the next lesson, Hawk at High Country Archer would demonstrate knapping.  Me, the indoor girl, would think “napping”,  Woohoo nap time.  But it wasn’t a nap it was knap or knapping.  Anywho, it has something to do with carving old glass to make a knife blade.  We all know what would happen, I’d cut my finger off.  Then I’d be the girl in borrowed camouflage missing a finger.
7. They also did eagle watching.  And it never fails, every time I go fishing a bird $hits on me. The only kind of target practice action I’d see would be from an eagle using me as the target.
8. The wonderful outdoor ladies would insist on me being a part of the “team”.  But I’d insist on just being the mascot. And I want her outfit. Except my shirt would have to be extra large.  And I’d need a holster and that hat.  Love it.



9. Girls would giggle and chatter at bedtime in their bunk rooms about their fun outdoorsy day and I wouldn’t have anything to chit chat about.  I’d have to go bunk with the men. Wonder if they’d have whiskey hidden under their mattress in their man cave?
10. Finally, I would want nothing to do with the outdoorsy stuff.   After my manicure, pedicure, massage and facial – I’d only want to do one thing and one thing only -  Drive the Pheasant Phun camouflage truck.
    

Thank you Stacey at A Focus in The Wild for allowing me to share your wonderful photos.

Also if you’d like to read more about Team Huntress:

Holly at NorCal Cazadora has a great recap of the events – “Team Huntress – The Sisterhood is born”

And Babbs in the Woods – “Team Huntress Way To Much Of Not Enough”

Have a beautiful fun filled day.

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