The Hunter’s Wife and Her Random Thoughts

by Jody Narantic on January 8, 2013

I’m functioning on 2 hours sleep. My poor dog had a rough night. So today is random thoughts day.

And please forgive me if you find any of it inappropriate.

I’m tired!!!

~

My Mom is a huge sports fan and she knows the background history to most players. So yesterday when I asked if she was cheering for Notre Dame or Alabama, she said Notre Dame because she likes #5 on defense. He’s a good boy and his Grandma and girlfriend died in the same week.

After the second Alabama touchdown.

She texted me this …

ROLL TIDE!!!!

~

I promised The Lord I’d be nicer.

Then someone had to go and post a photo of their saggy “girlfriends” on Facebook.

Except I didn’t use the word girlfriends.

Or cupcakes.

Or boobies.

I used the T word.

I’m sorry!

Sometimes I just say it like it is and well …

I never use the T word.

It’s a icky word.

But the T word was the appropriate word for that photo.

Darn them and their – Yea, that’s right! Me and my saggy “sisters” are lookin’ hot!

I’m so disappointed in myself.

Darn it!

~

How does ones hair look like this when you wake?

Because my hair looks like Baby Bed Heads right now.

And all I did was sleep.

It wasn’t like I was rolling around all night and someone was pulling my hair.

~

Speaking of pulling hair …

I think I have an online stalker.

I might talk about him another day but for now …

Those that might be of help …

The first finally responded after 3 days … Oh hey be safe!!!

And the other said … I’ll get back to you next week.

Umm … hello … I COULD BE KIDNAPPED BY NEXT WEEK.

For those that LOVE and care about me … If I go missing for more than 3 days … please call 911.

Thank you.

~

Have a good day all … I’m off to – kick him in the “boys” – self defense class.

P.S. ~ Thanks Tamra, Thelma and Otis for the laughs!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Linda January 8, 2013 at 5:52 am

Thanks for writing on little sleep, because this is proof that you don’t need no sleep to be darn funny! Only I didn’t say darn. Or dang. And we all sure as h#@ would have known without you saying that you didn’t say, “sisters.” LOL.

Thanks, as always, for the morning laughs.

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2 Jody Narantic January 8, 2013 at 7:00 am

Linda (Otis), you were part of the fun. :)

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3 Linda January 8, 2013 at 5:57 am

Oh, wait, it was “girlfriends,” you said you didn’t say. Ugh, and I DID sleep. Wonder how the rest of my day is going to go.

P.S. Hope your dog feels better. And, oh yeah, be safe. Haha, but seriously.

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4 Jody Narantic January 8, 2013 at 7:00 am

Otis, be safe?!?!?! Guess you don’t love me either. :(

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5 Angie January 8, 2013 at 7:27 am

You know Thelma would rescue you from your stalker, I respond!! I’m not even going to get started on the Moms or “the girls”!

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