The Hunter’s Wife Hunting How To’s – Deer Eyeballs

So this morning I spent a few minutes on my Google Analytics and found certain phrases as to how someone came to my site from searching Google.

At home pajama person searching Google:

How to fix the deer eye on a mount?

~  Please note:  I am not a licensed or certified taxidermist.  Nor do I know anything about eyeballs.  Or dissecting one.  Like a cow’s eyeball for a school science fair project.  Thank the blue ribbons I had one of the smartest girls as my partner.  I don’t know what I would have done if I had to touch a cow eyeball.  Or look at a cow eyeball.  Where the cow eyeball still isn’t in the poor baby cow head.

I still smell chloroform.

I think I need to send her flowers.

And chocolate.

Or maybe a little baby stuffed cow.

Thank you Michele.

Back to our search results:

How to fix the deer eye on a mount?

If you have the eyeball:

• You could probably glue it
• Or use duct tape
• Or maybe nail polish
• You could always call the maintenance man that cuts your grass and kills your spiders

If the eyeball rolled away and you lost the damn thing:

• You could probably use a marble
• But don’t try using a dark navy marble.  It will be very noticeable.  Believe me and my one dark navy thigh high and the other black navy thigh high during a meeting.  Someone will notice you had a late night the night before.
• Maybe a black olive would work
• Or you could just say the hell with it and put an eye patch over it
• Of the pirate kind

Please repair deer eyeballs at your own risk.  If your cat damages your deer mount because you chose to replace the eyeball with a black olive, I do not take any responsibility for damage to any deer mounts because a sneaky climbing baby lion with bear claws ate the eyeball.

Have a good day all!

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