A few months ago I was approached by a production company out of New York interested in The Hunter’s Wife as a possible reality type TV show. This particular production company has produced shows for the Discovery, History and National Geographic channels. They asked that I pitch them a show idea for The Hunter’s Wife seeing that I know more about The Hunter’s Wife than they do. And I was beyond flattered but I had a problem …
I DON’T WATCH TV.
If it were up to me, there would be no TV in my house.
Except on football game days. But I could watch those at a friend’s house (sport’s bar).
So I wouldn’t ever need a TV.
But I have a husband.
And he needs a TV – while he sleeps in the recliner – with the remote in hand.
That would be a fun reality show to watch if I watched TV. But I don’t.
So this whole pitch us a show idea wasn’t something I was comfortable with knowing how I feel about TV and reality shows in general …
Desperate Housewives of any implant plastic county – Do people really act like that?
Kardashians – Do people really act like that?
Snooki – Do people really act like that? I don’t even know who or what a Snooki is. It sounds like a candy bar. Or an x rated position.
Honey Boo Boo – What in the Yee Haw Ya’ll!
Do people seriously act like this?
So I started thinking – What in the world would viewers think about …
~ Me ~ The Hunter’s Wife ~
Umm … I think someone might need AA …
That chick needs a psychiatrist …
Is that moonshine? She seriously needs AA …
Does she know there’s a squirrel on her head?
Yee Haw Ya’ll. Is she about to cook a squirrel?
Did she just cross the black line and slide down the bowling alley? She did!!! Does she not know you don’t cross the black line?
Someone seriously needs an intervention …
Oh DEAR GAWDDDD … Someone please take the gun away …
She’s seriously drunk!
And about to fall over …
What in the ???
Does she know how old she is? I think she just bent over and is wearing a thong!!!
(NO PHOTO FRIENDS)
Did she get a boob job …
Wasn’t her hair blonde last episode?
Does she know that’s a golf club and not a baton?
And that photo makes her look like a Dorito.
Is she seriously at another bar again? And what in the ? Is that a beaver?
She did not just ask that cop to handcuff her!
She’s gonna get a splinter on her juicy couture … And tip the whole damn dock over…
Do people really act like this?
Where in the world is Boozie’s husband?
Have a wonderful day all … and I think reality TV is just not my thing.
They will probably make me look really really bad on TV.
And embarrass me!
And ruin my reputation!