Thelma Got Locked in the Bathroom ~ You can read that to understand why I call my friend Angie, Thelma.
So yesterday I texted Thelma this and said … We are so starting this tomorrow …
And then I ran to the Dairy Queen.
So while I’m sitting there licking my chocolate ice cream cone I get a text from Thelma …
Thelma: This is hard.
OH HEY NOW! Apparently Thelma was cheating and starting off the workout plan tonight.
We’ll just ignore her lunging while I’m licking.
Lickity Licking Louise reading her workout plan: I know it!
Thelma: I had to ask my girls what a russian twist was.
Lickity Licking Louise: Sounds like a yummy cocktail to me.
And now it’s morning.
And I’m having coffee.
And it’s only 5:00 a.m.
And it takes me at least an hour to wake up.
Or for anyone to look at me.
Or talk to me.
And I have to get in the shower at 6:15.
And I need to do my workout plan.
And I’m sitting here thinking to myself …
I’ll forever have a huge hiney …
Because …
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT …
Have a wonderful day all …
Maybe Thelma and I need to just stick to our Wicker Park walks …
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Start now! 5k this summer!!!!!!
No 5k!
You ain’t got a huge hiney.
okay, I’ll bite, what the hell is a russian twist? Must be something for your abs to do 100 of them. ugh.
While eating my cone, I watched a youtube video for the russian twist. And yes, it’s abs.
I thought the Russian Twist was where you take a block of chocolate and shave off a nice twist, and then put that in your white russian? No? Dammit.
Phillip, I guess we could make up our own russian twist that doesn’t involve sweating.