Why My Husband Probably Thinks Sniff Sniff Sniffed His T-Shirts

by Jody Narantic on August 15, 2012

I apologize now for the repeated ~ a s s ~ word …

Yesterday I wrote about sniff sniff girl that sniffed my husband’s t-shirts at my garage sale.

And I can only imagine what my husband was thinking when I told him because he and I never agree on who’s hot and who’s not …

When we were in Hawaii years ago, I was minding my own business hiding under the cabana in my bikini sipping delicious Hawaiian sippy sip cocktails while my husband was oiling himself up with OIL. In Hawaii.  And I warned …

You’re gonna get burnt. And he’d oil himself up again. You’re gonna get burnt. You’re gonna get burnt. You’re gonna get burnt. Just so you know, you’re gonna get burnt and I’m not putting aloe on you later.

Then I passed out from sippy sip cocktails and when I woke …

Burnt ass husband: Do I look tan?

Not claiming ownership of burnt ass husband: OMG MARK! You’re burnt!

Not claiming ownership of burnt ass husband: Did you slick your hair back with oil too? WTH

Burnt ass husband: I’m tan!

Burnt ass husband: I think I look hot!

Not claiming ownership of burnt ass husband: UMM, yea! You look hot alright! WTH YOU’RE NOT! Your ass is burnt!

And I seriously don’t know how the bottom half of his arms are 1,010 times more burnt then his top half? How did this happen? It’s too long for a t-shirt line. Did he have a towel over his top half thinking … ouch I’m feeling a little warm. And why are the lines perfectly even??? What in the hell had he done while I was sleeping? I don’t even know. All I know …

His ass was burnt!

Have a good day all … his ass was burnt!

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 LaWanda August 15, 2012 at 10:40 pm

OMG are you serious? now I have to wash my eyes out with bleach. OH and by the way we were by your house last night and no one answered the door.
:(

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2 Jody Narantic August 16, 2012 at 12:41 am

Poor Mark! I heard you were by the house and didn’t stop!!!

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3 Linda Anderson August 15, 2012 at 10:46 pm

The bottom half of his arms seriously looks like he has some sort of red half-sleeves on them. Also, he looks like he needs to go to the hospital ASAP. Did he get sick at all?

Oil slicked hair and ass burn in paradise. Holy Cow. LOL LOL.

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4 Jody Narantic August 16, 2012 at 12:42 am

No hospital and he didn’t get sick surprisingly. :)

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5 gretchen August 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Mark may know bluegills…but ummm he may need a lesson or two in beach fun LOL
That’s not HOT that’s HeLLISH! and to think I call Critter crispy.. now THAT is crispy!

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6 Jody Narantic August 16, 2012 at 9:12 pm

He was very crispy!

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7 Weekend Cowgirl August 18, 2012 at 7:35 am

It is painful to view. That is sunburn to the max. Lucky he didn’t end up in hospital. Bet that does not happen again anytime soon…

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8 Jean August 21, 2012 at 4:59 am

Was he bobbing for french fries AGAIN?!!!

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